To the Self-Important Member of the Traditional Publishing Industry Who Wouldn’t Appreciate This

photo http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1271302 by dimitri_c http://www.sxc.hu/profile/dimitri_cReading a public forum today, I ran across a lengthy comment by a member of the traditional publishing industry.

I was enraged.

Since their comments made it clear they’re incapable of understanding this, and since I’d rather start a range war on my own soil, I thought I’d share my response here.

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6 Tools to Get You Writing (Instead of Whimpering in the Fetal Position on the Closet Floor)

image http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1427838 by Damian Siwiaszczyk http://www.sxc.hu/profile/huxHere are six tools my clients and friends have found effective in combating writer’s block, fear, Resistance, the lizard brain; whatever you like to call it.
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“Practical Advice to Help You Get the Job Done”

Stephanie Chandler, Author, Speaker and Publisher, reviewed the book, Getting Your Book Out of the Someday Box. Her review, as found in the book, follows: … more … ““Practical Advice to Help You Get the Job Done””

Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid. NOT.

The single biggest reason you haven’t written a book, or don’t blog, or haven’t written a letter to a loved one, for that matter, is fear.

Yeah, I know; you’re busy. You can’t think of what to write. The dog ate your computer. As I used to say to my middle daughter, what-HEV-urrr.
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You Can Do Anything for 5 Minutes

I sometimes share this writing exercise (or rather, who-cares-whether-you’re-writing-or-not exercise) with authors who are stuck, who just can’t make the time to write.

You can do anything for 5 minutes. Even if you hate it, you can do dishes, mow the lawn, listen to jazz, even watch bowling on TV, if it’s only 5 minutes. Knowing that this ordeal will end, and even more, when it will end, fills your unconscious mind’s need for control.
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Ode to a Customer Service Fail on the Border

When I help you write a book, I hope it becomes a movie. Even if it’s non-fiction.

If you like Nicholas Sparks I hope you learn to write just like him.

I love quick questions . . . no matter how long they take.

The last minute isn’t as good as the first minute, but it’s better than not trying at all.

I trust your motives.

If I offer a special, I hope you bring the whole neighborhood–and your entire family, for generations in both directions.

If I confuse you by changing things, I promise to help sort it out.

If you don’t have any idea what you want, great! That’s my job.

I love the sounds of children playing.

. . . and I sure as shootin’ hope someday Oprah recommends your book. Or mine. Or both!